wonking your cronker

to masturbate,preferably for a guy.

*walks into the bathroom*
"oh my god!"
"what?"
"are you wonking your cronker?!"

by Jennifer Atkins June 15, 2008

Crooked Fence

When you are planning to fuck your wife or girlfriend... or boyfriend in the morning but you sleep on your dick wrong and wake up with a boner that is sticking straight up!

Joe: Hey Bob I was planning on fucking your wife last night but I got a damn crooked fence!

Bob: WHAT!?

by Joe Gimm November 28, 2009

davy crocket

To defecate into ones hair and spike it up in a festive manner. When it dries, it should look similar to Davy Crocket's "Coon Hat."

When Bobby-James, and Mary-Sue-Ann make thier weekly love, they enjoy finishing up with a brisk "Davy Crocket."

by Wunderboy January 27, 2008

crooked pene

A slightly bent penis, leaning to one side.

"Hey what's wrong with your cock?"

"It's a crooked pene bitch, just suck on it."

by revan1892 March 13, 2008

Crocket

The Crocket (crotch-pocket) is the area between your ass/genitals and the seat, convenient for placing your phone while driving.

Oooooo my prostate is tingling, must have gotten a text from Bill. Hey fetch my phone out of my crocket.

by Assmunch97 August 1, 2017

crooked toe

another name for a bunyon on your foot

whats up witch your crooked toe yo ?

by k. morse June 11, 2006

crocketter

a person who is clever but hates it

will argue with people who they feel deserve it

and is very funny

beth crocketter

by gary montague September 28, 2008