OFucking Course

Of *fucking * course (with a cool swear word in the middle)

"Wow, you really did put this expression on Urban Dictionary"
"Ofucking course*

by Thatrandompersonrightthere May 5, 2021

crash course bitch

A practice girl.

You still with Hillary, nah man she was a crash course bitch.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

Flopstacle Course

A scattering of cats on a cool tile floor in a narrow pathway on a very hot day.

I had to run the flopstacle course on my way to the kitchen.

by roswtr August 17, 2020

Balloon head course

Balloon head course: a course of study, usually required continuing education, that requires little effort.

I have a balloon head course, it will meet your requirements and you do the minimum.

by Brigid too October 29, 2023

Dickgility course

Like a dogs agility course, women must learn to bob and weave around upright poles shaped like penises to help them avoid dickheads in everyday life.

Come learn the sport of weaving your way through a life full of dickheads, aka my dickgility course.

by Illyena January 25, 2025

Turkey on a Golf Course

A Turkey on a Golf Course is when you unzip your pants and take your balls out, leaving your dick inside your pants. This usually occurs after someone has either failed miserably at the round, or has done very well.

"Hey John, look! There's a Turkey on a Golf Course!"
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."

by Gary23 October 22, 2022

Dogtacle Course

The path through a group of sleeping dogs.

I had to negotiate the dogtacle course on my way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

by Guardian301 January 5, 2019