comethefuckon

An expression of surprise and/or skepticism

When Lafawnda told me she'd won the lottery and would be moving out o' her momma's house, I said "Comethefuckon! You really won the lottery?"

When Terrell said he was goin' marry his baby momma, Jermaine said, "Comethefuckon! You really goin' marry that ho?"

by Ghetto Scribe June 24, 2006

ugly sister competition

Being offered the choice between bad and worse.

"The salvation of the pound is that its problem is not a pound-specific problem," he said. "It's an ugly sister competition and at the moment we're looking the ugliest. But if you sell the pound, what will you buy?" (The New York Times, Jan. 21st, 2009)

by Roka_73 January 21, 2009

competetive

An idiots way of saying "competitive".

"Do they play on a competetive level?"
"Yeah, and it's competitive."
Yes, the correcting guy ate too many carrots.

by P4azz August 30, 2013

competish

A truncated version of the word "competition." Although the term can imply any form of fiercely brutal competitiveness among peers striving for a common goal, competish is most often used to describe the cut-throat process of attaining entrance into graduate schools of architecture.

Fuck. I'm not going to get into grad school. There's just too much competish!

by letmeinplease July 20, 2009

Comet Bay Chicks

Feral Looking Girls That Wear Way too Much Make Up And Are Obssesed With Fake Hair Extensions That Dont Even Match Their Hair Colour...

This Includes Every Girl At Comet Bay College Except:
Melanie Anderson
Teagan Campbell
Laura Howarth
Courtney Mays
Reine Attherton
Sarah Steeltodde
Romaine Crowhurst
Tamika Howard
Maddy Bone
Chloe Knight

SG Unit
Zoe Perella
Taylah Gibson
Rachel Orrel
Kaycee Walker
Teneale Buttface
Elidh Rands
Jordann :)
Ashley Revell
Abbie Snelling

Beth Jones
Renae Ambrose
Danielle Peebles
Shelby Cary
Claire Dineley
Laura Harrison
Keona ....
Danielle Melville Maine
Kristen Tyull
Chevon...
ashleigh stone
Angela Wooley
If You Not Included Ur A Dog Or I Forget Your Name

..Oi Have You Seen Those Hell Skanky Try Hards That Go To Comet Bay?
..Yerr Those Comet Bay Chicks Are Dog Ugly Whores!
..Yerr Except For A Few Of Them

.. Some Of Them Are HOTT....

by Its Mee Bitch August 31, 2009

Comet

In racing, someone who starts their career with a decent win streak.

White Comet FC3S from Initial D.

by InitialD July 5, 2008

Comet

When a person passes a Kidney stone when they are about to let loose into their partner.

"Dude, I was just about the jizz inside her vajayjay when I launched a comet!"

by DeLoreankid January 19, 2010