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cocksmack

One who, while driving, deserves to have their car flip over and explode because they are very poor drivers.
That guy in the pinto is a real cocksmack!
by Dan September 23, 2003
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Allen the Cocksucker

Kid from Albuquerque who enjoyed licking boners.
Allen, no, please do not slobber on my winky.

-Allen the Cocksucker
by jokerman15 January 1, 2012
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Bull Cocksucker

someone who drinks redbull alot. and doesnt like to be made fun of for it.
T- Once again, your drinking redbull.
J- WHAT ARE YOU CALLING ME, A DANG BULL COCKSUCKER?
T- NO SIR.
by dude lebowski May 30, 2009
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Cocksuckervirus

A very contagious and dangerous type of virus capable of killing people who like sucking cocks.
All cocksuckers should be careful about this Cocksuckervirus. It's reported to be lethal. And it's spreading the world.
by Murdoc Kylburne August 17, 2017
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cocksackenol

(Pronounced Cock-Sack-An-All) A pharmaceutical compound developed by Paul Reubens, also known as the infamous "Pee Wee Herman". This drug was developed mainly for fruitcakes or unsuspecting prison inmates. Mr Reubens reccomends using it as a suppository on unsuspecting young males between the ages of 12 and 73. His claim is that a good dose of cocksackenol is mandatory when symptoms are present. Symptoms include, being straight, fear of fruitcakes, extreme hate for Ricky Martin or George Michael. Also anyone who is gay would benefit from this wonder phallic.....oops i mean drug. Inmates in prison use it rather freely on fresh fish and do not follow proper dosing and usage guidelines reccommended by the PDR and the DSM iv.
That boy over there is dancing with Adam Fucking Lambert, wait till i give him a healthy amount of cocksackenol he will totally forget who adam lambert is after i dose his ASS up!.
by mikebirdlefthandAKAseanburke January 7, 2011
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Cockmocker

Any person who makes reference to the small size of a guy's cock.
"Don't mind Billy. He's a cockmocker but he's secretly gay."
by sketchesOfEtrusca September 11, 2016
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Cockstocker

A man who creeps around the men's room looking for cock.
Man this place is full of cockstockers but he is the creepiest one I've ever seen.
by Voniter September 22, 2016
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