cliterus

it is the thing that god made when he was horny

shit bitch your clit is like 5 inches!

by supersuperdooperpooper October 7, 2003

Mountain Climber

When one guy stands at attention with his dong hanging out while another guy makes the mountain climber pose. The mountain climber then grabs the guy's dong and pulls like he's grabbing a rope to make his way up Mt. Everest. The guy getting pulled must then yodel for the climber to stop once it becomes too painful.

Me and my buddy saw Cliffhanger the other night and decided to do the mountain climber.

by Bubbabobobbrain August 17, 2008

Cliterally

Like literally but slutty

She had her pussy pants on and I cliterally couldn't even

by Katja November 24, 2015

Diss-claimer

An act of forewarning someone that you are about to insult them, right before you actually do insult them.

For ex: I don`t mean to be rude (the diss-claimer)
Don`t take this the wrong way (the diss-claimer)

Yo, I`m gonna just throw out a Diss-claimer right now, so don`t take this the wrong way, but damn are you ugly!

by Funkyzeit November 15, 2006

Chimerion

Enrugian dragon known for it's sub species, Cave Chimerion, which have bioluminescance to attract prey. See also
raver glowstick poi

Creations of Kasai krimson-katt @ deviantart

Check out that Chimerion! He's glowing Green!

by Kasai March 11, 2005

Clinertia

A strategy by which you defeat your obstacles by running at them full tilt and ramming them with your face.

Also, the ability to hit every single tree on your downhill ski trail.

"This political campaign is a classic example of a Clinertia strategy."

"Man, he really had some Clinertia going into that brick wall. Did they ever find his other ear, by the way?"

by Adama Brown April 7, 2008

Cliterature

Literature that informs the art of cunnilingus and augments all other forms of pussy hysteria

As she howled with delight, he thought of how blessed he had become after reading all that cliterature.

by Zelcrondo May 8, 2022