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Clent

"clent" is the past tense version of "clean" anyone who disagrees with this is stuck up and needs to go back to ninth grade
Jeffry clent the house with Jackson because they are responsible
by XLMijit December 24, 2018
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Cleft

“Ben you fucking cleft”, Billy exclaimed as Ben smeared his orange shit on Billy’s bedroom walls
by paedophilic man child October 11, 2019
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Cleat Torture

Cleat torture is when an individual ties up another individual and proceeds to drag a singular stud on a cleat down the person's left testicle. Some use this as a torture device, but others use it for sexual pleasure.
Kevin: "Yo did you and Stacy get it on last night?"
John: "Bro she is freaky she wanted to cleat torture me."
by bigstrappingcowboy May 26, 2020
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Celtic

a supposed Scottish football team who delight in everything from Erin's green isle. The fans are pro Irish Nationalism, anti British, yet they are British when it suits them. (Celtic being the first British team to win the European Cup).
Their fans are also British when they go every fortnight to pick up their dole check. Have sympathies for every country/ military junta/ terrorist organisation, that have even remotely stood up to Britain or the British.
Strange people
" i hate they Brits an' nat no?
where's ma fecking giro, 'mon the Celtic"
by totfl July 24, 2008
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celt

More Culture than Race although certain genetic traits and diseases are currently being unveiled in supposedly Celtic populations in Scotland and Ireland. Possibly African in origin, currently being traced through Basque populations as previously mentioned. Based on a seafaring culture predating but eventually surpassed by the Nordics.
Celtic art and technology was sought after in the ancient world and much romanticized in 19th century England. Celtic technology included the first use of suspension in war chariots and the introduction of chain-mail to Britain and consequently mainland Europe. Some Celtic & Nordic artwork is undoubtedly responsible for the "Atlantean Myth".
Celts were indisputably fearsome and effective in battle but often disorganized when routed. The Romans had mixed success, the Vikings did much better.
It is a myth there are no Celtic peoples left in England, Cornwall for example is full of families tracing their roots back to Post-Roman times. The most interesting modern Celtic societies surviving are in the Hebrides and The Faroe's. The latter is a mix of Viking and Celtic cultures.
Celtic military technology and staff were actually quite dominant in Dark age Europe well after the Vikings had left the scene. But that is another story, search Gallowglass.
That insane Australian sun is too much for this little Black Celt.
by Monsirto April 11, 2008
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celtic

A Scottish football club whose anti-scots supporters see their team as some sort of sporting wing of the IRA - a terrorist organisation which has waged a bloody sectarian war in the United Kingdom for over 30 years.
celtic fans can often be heard singing the praises of IRA gunmen, and they regularly chant slogans like "ooh ah up the RA" when their team are playing. (RA being slang for IRA)
by Pat Mc Groyne October 10, 2005
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celtic

i just need to say that ppl who say "seltic" are fucking morons. its pronounced "KELTIC" you fucking bastardizing motherfuckers
"keltic" ok? its pronounced "KELTIC"!!
by Joseph O June 27, 2005
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