Shardlow 

The best village in the hole of England, People would travel for miles to see it. It is well better than long eaton and sawley.

Person 1: Yo man lets go to L.E
Person 2: nar man lets just cotch here in shardlow it is well better.

Shardlow by Kieran shardlow mitch January 1, 2008

Shardlock Holmes 

"Shardlock Holmes" is a methhead that investigates to find the inconsiderably small amounts of meth that mysteriously dropped to the ground from the previous meth smoking session. In most cases Shardlock is more than often deceived by other bits of shit (that would look like shards if you were fucking high enough) on the ground, the perpetrator is often glass, wax, popcorn or skin that his druggie friends picked off themselves. His endeavours could be compared to "methscapades" or "carpet farming" all equally frowned upon in the Jib Tech Warrior Nation. His profession is dangerous and will slowly drive him insane.

Holmes is not famous for his acute sense of logical reasoning, it seems he'll never be sober enough to see that the magnifying glass he found doesn't truly make a difference.

Will Shardlock Holmes ever solve the mystery of the last lost shard?

Jib Tech Warrior #1 : Shit man, we're out of jib.
Jib Tech Warrior #2: No man, we dropped like a fucken... 10 on my bed lets fucking take out my mom's comb and it'll be like an excavation site !!!! LOOK THERE'S A SHARD !
Jib Tech Warrior #1: That's a piece of salt from the pretzels you were eating earlier. I swear if you start investigating for fucking "shards" again and being Shardlock Holmes I'll take my pipe and leave.

Shardlock Holmes by y3llowbag June 15, 2011

Shardlock Holmes 

Someone who looks for dropped shards of Crystal Meth with a plastic magnifying glass and flash light.
A Shard Hunter, Shard Patrol, A Hurting Fiend.

(1)I caught Rylye under his mattress going hella shardlock Holmes

(2)Whats wrong with you Shardlock Holmes?

(3)Shardlock Holmes wasted a friday night searching for shards and only found salt, wax, and bread crumbs. HURT!!

Shardlock Holmes by Jib Jonez Sr. June 15, 2011

Sharlow 

An Irish name, curently residing in Western Michigan or the greater Muskegon area, a bad ass family who loves to have a good time.

Wow, Sharlow really is a bad ass name.

Sharlow by Bsharlow September 19, 2016

shardtown 

Getting hella shards, obviously...

Yo I'm getting tired dogg, wanna head over to shardtown.

shardtown by Paulwall666 August 12, 2018

Sharlow 

A peanut head man. Really thin. Almost anorexic and malnourished. Wants to be a road man but road man can’t road. Believes he is Drakes true son. Talks a lot of crap. Usually Canadian. Loves poutine. Goes by the name Buju Brampton or Two Sided Toast.

“Hey Sharlow, how do you feel about drake?”

Sharlow-“ Drake is the best rapper to ever live. “

Sharlow by Marisays June 14, 2021