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chilling and billing

A common practice in consultancy to excessively overcharge clients for minimal work.
Consultant 1 "Did you secure the Council I.T. contract?"

Consultant 2 "Yeah, few days of work, 6 months chilling and billing!"

Consultant 1 "Nice. I mean, it's not fraud when it's public money."

Consultant 2 "Hahaha, you're so right."
by Mach_F January 26, 2026
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chilling and billing

noun / verb

A core corporate competency involving strategic inactivity paired with aggressive invoicing.

The act of monetising presence, jargon, and calendar occupancy rather than actual output.

When “value creation” consists primarily of meetings, decks, and vibes.

Performance indicators:

Status set to “In a meeting” all day

Slides with more gradients than substance

Saying “let’s circle back” unironically

Deliverables described as “high-level”
“She reused last quarter’s slide deck, nodded thoughtfully in three Zoom calls, and billed the client a full day. Elite chilling and billing.”
by Mach_F January 26, 2026
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Chilling

I've been chilling with Alivia for a few weeks now
by VGKfan2027 January 29, 2026
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Challengers

Code word to indicate you want a threesome. Popularized by a scene in the film with the title name.
He asked, “Challengers?” As the three of them approached the condo.

I wouldn’t mind going “Challengers” with you two tonight.

Last night we did a Challengers at the Air BNB.
by TheRealMccoy7 March 1, 2025
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Chilling

"He got kicked in the balls and spent the rest of the night Chilling"
by The Ball Chiller October 9, 2025
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High Chilling

When an employee, by balls of steel or superior family relations, relaxes in front of superiors during work hours and generally does not give a crap.
"Whoa, did you see Sammy over there browsing facebook while his boss was talking to him?"

"His boss is his uncle, he isn't worried, hes going be high chilling all day and nobody will do anything about it."
by TheZARK February 11, 2014
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