Small children

a snack

toss me that bag of small children, I'm hungry.

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

Little Children song

Pedophile alert!!! "Little Children" is a song written by J. Leslie McFarland and Mort Shuman. It was recorded by Billy J. Kramer & The Dakotas. The lyric concerns a man's entreaties to his girlfriend's young siblings not to reveal his courtship of their elder sister and to leave them alone. BUT!!!! Really it sounds like the first aide to the modern PEDOPHILE movement. If you have ever heard the song it is very cringe worthy, watch out little children, the Dakotas are coming.

I was walking by the park and this older gentlemen looked like he was whistling the little children song in his mind.

I bet that in jail all of the people who used the little children song are living in protective custody.

I knew a girl whose uncle used to sing her the little children song when they were by themselves.

by Cee wizzle April 26, 2010

Fatherless Children

twitter users

"All twitter users are Fatherless Children"

by Microwave Helicopter November 9, 2021

Cream Pie Child

A person who's mother was impregnated during a pornographic film.

Little Bradley got online to wank one day, and then discovered who his father was. He knew then, he was a cream pie child.

by SUSUGAM October 23, 2005

Child-molester molester

One that brings justice from molesting child-molesters

Child molesters make me sick! Child-molester molesters, on the other hand, make my twat gush like the Nile! ::moan::

by grokyaballz July 13, 2009

Children of Bodom

A fucking great scandinavian metal band, with some of the best guitar riffs ever. Alexi Laiho is god.

Children of Bodom ripped my fucking head off last night.

by matt November 13, 2004

childhood hero

Someone I admired growing up. Someone who influenced me with who I wanted to become as a person. When you are really young you admire superheros like superman or spiderman or wonderwoman because they stand for all things good & they protect our society from evil.

Examples of Childhood Heroes include: Indiana Jones, Batman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Han Solo, Captain James T. Kirk, MacGyver, Luke Skywalker, and Mickey Mouse to name a few.

by rachealinjax October 20, 2013