indie walks past some chavs...
chav 1: emo
indie: *ignores*
chav 2: emo
indie: your originality becomes you.
chav 1: EMO
indie: i have never met someone who's had their favourite appendage so far up their shallow arse that they've forgotten their own gender *walks away*
chav 1&2: emo...
chav 1: emo
indie: *ignores*
chav 2: emo
indie: your originality becomes you.
chav 1: EMO
indie: i have never met someone who's had their favourite appendage so far up their shallow arse that they've forgotten their own gender *walks away*
chav 1&2: emo...
by Loz von Banshee September 1, 2007
Get the chav mug.Immigrant to the United Kingdom from Chavonia. Due to the usual socio-political factors that determine one's class/employment/housing/education etc etc, Chavs tend to be at the lowest level in these areas and are therefore victimised in the media and by those who need someone to look down on. Interestingly, to cover up the obvious bigotry of Chav-hating the country of Chavonia has been removed from the world map and people now pretend that it doesn't exist and that the Chav is merely a British person who affects the demeanour of someone born into an underclass, and could therefore speak like a middle-class person, get a job in graphic-design and join the local golf club, should he or she so desire. The commonly held belief that Chavs are naturally violent is something of a misconception - it's true that they sometimes give goffs/moshers/emos and other fashion victims a bit of a kicking but usually they perform this service quite reluctantly for up to ten or fifteen pounds.
by cactuscat September 18, 2008
Get the chav mug.Chav is usually a male and comes from Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom. Comes from two words Chatham-Average = CHAV. Trouble starter, cheap fashion (Coq-Sportif, Robe-di-Cappa etc). Vocabulary: Oi, Brav, Cunt, Piss Off, Fak-Hof ye Cunt, Prick etc.
Go to Chatham High Street for prime examples of the species. A Chav is also similar to an east london cockney cunt.
by Chav Pistaker April 27, 2007
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by Chava Chav August 13, 2008
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council house and violence
what more can i say
they use retarded word like
"reet bruv"
and the main offenders
"are you stupid fam" and "brapppp"
council house and violence
what more can i say
they use retarded word like
"reet bruv"
and the main offenders
"are you stupid fam" and "brapppp"
Instead of talking to a chav
why dont you just talk to a brick wall
you'd get better convesersation with it
why dont you just talk to a brick wall
you'd get better convesersation with it
by Chavs Are Scum February 28, 2008
Get the chav mug.Comes from the Geordie word "Charva" meaning a young person who wears tracksuits and jewelry while hanging around street corners acting hard.
Charva has been used in North East England for at least thirty years and perhaps even longer. Chav became popular in 2004 after being used to describe problem kids in the mainstream UK media.
The word Charva itself comes from the Romany word "Chavi" meaning child.
Charva has been used in North East England for at least thirty years and perhaps even longer. Chav became popular in 2004 after being used to describe problem kids in the mainstream UK media.
The word Charva itself comes from the Romany word "Chavi" meaning child.
"It's Chava not Chav."
by Geordie Charva December 13, 2008
Get the chav mug.Karol Jo looks like a chav. Look at the way she wears a headband with her ponytail. The tattoo on the back of her neck and her facial piercings make her look extra trashy.
by Karol Jo October 20, 2007
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