1 definition by god_of_gods
A chav is a kind of wanker who destroys the United Kingdom most chavs are on the dole or steal and sell knocked off gear.
The most common place to find chavs are on a social networking site by the name of bebo. The main place you see a chav is lurking around at your nearest corner shop or even on the high street or McDonalds (Chavs are known to call McDonalds Mcey Ds and why cause there retarded). Chav are also known to be scared of classic music as stores play it to keep the chavs out. Chavs are that retarded as if there chav mate walks into a store with classic music playing they take it as they like that style of music which ends up kicking them out of the pack.
To know what a chav looks like they are covered in Jewellery or even Cheap Jewellery which was stolen from there last victim they last took out. Chavs also look common and continently frown just to make them self look hard.
A chavette which is a girl chav is most likely to have a baby at the age of 14 as they will date anyone as they come across like some cheap hoe. Still chavette are a bit like the male species of a chav they are common and try to look hard
Chavs hunt around in packs like wolfs searching for there next victim. Looking at a chav even just glancing they will take it very serious as this is one of the most common sayings from chav getting ready to fight "YER FUCKIN STARTIN ON ME KNOBHEAD!!????!!!!".
A chav is also known to make some of the most pathetic and retarded style of language here is some examples Innit/Ennit , Blud, Mint, Brap/Prap, Bruv.
The music chavs listen most commonly is rave which they do play on the back on any bus with there mobile phone trying to get the attention of old women and to make them self look more cool and hard. Chavs also drive around in some cheap banger with a shit load of crap adding to the car driving around listen to rave throughout the day and night.
Chavs also tuck on there socks into there trousers which just makes them feel harder but this just makes them look more retarded. A chav seem to wear Burberry but it's not just that they even do wear matching tracksuits but you can also tell a chav because there common accent.
The most common place to find chavs are on a social networking site by the name of bebo. The main place you see a chav is lurking around at your nearest corner shop or even on the high street or McDonalds (Chavs are known to call McDonalds Mcey Ds and why cause there retarded). Chav are also known to be scared of classic music as stores play it to keep the chavs out. Chavs are that retarded as if there chav mate walks into a store with classic music playing they take it as they like that style of music which ends up kicking them out of the pack.
To know what a chav looks like they are covered in Jewellery or even Cheap Jewellery which was stolen from there last victim they last took out. Chavs also look common and continently frown just to make them self look hard.
A chavette which is a girl chav is most likely to have a baby at the age of 14 as they will date anyone as they come across like some cheap hoe. Still chavette are a bit like the male species of a chav they are common and try to look hard
Chavs hunt around in packs like wolfs searching for there next victim. Looking at a chav even just glancing they will take it very serious as this is one of the most common sayings from chav getting ready to fight "YER FUCKIN STARTIN ON ME KNOBHEAD!!????!!!!".
A chav is also known to make some of the most pathetic and retarded style of language here is some examples Innit/Ennit , Blud, Mint, Brap/Prap, Bruv.
The music chavs listen most commonly is rave which they do play on the back on any bus with there mobile phone trying to get the attention of old women and to make them self look more cool and hard. Chavs also drive around in some cheap banger with a shit load of crap adding to the car driving around listen to rave throughout the day and night.
Chavs also tuck on there socks into there trousers which just makes them feel harder but this just makes them look more retarded. A chav seem to wear Burberry but it's not just that they even do wear matching tracksuits but you can also tell a chav because there common accent.
A great example of this is model Jordan and also internet scum bag by the name of
Devvo, The Catherine Tate Show does a skit of a chav called Lauren Cooper, not forgetting Vicky Pollard from the show Little Britain which sums it all up what the chav is.
Devvo, The Catherine Tate Show does a skit of a chav called Lauren Cooper, not forgetting Vicky Pollard from the show Little Britain which sums it all up what the chav is.
by god_of_gods August 6, 2008