1 definition by SoLameImKool
CHAV = Counsil House Associated Vermin
your basic chav is usually 15-18 but can however, progress into early 20s before realising what idiots they have been and what they have do to screw up their life for ever.
chavs are easily recognised, they hang around on street corners, smoking cheap ciggarettes and wearing fake sportswear.
the usual chav speaks in a language that normal people can't understand without a translator. the chav language's sentances will always start with "yerr bruvv" and end with "innit".
the female form of a chav goes by the name of chavette. these girls are usually between the ages of 10-13 and instead of finding a chav their age to mate with, they settle for one which is 2-3 years older. chavettes will usually produce more than 5 baby chavs who will live only with the chavette, as the father chav is in prison.
now you have the infomation you need, go now. and avoid this species of human.
your basic chav is usually 15-18 but can however, progress into early 20s before realising what idiots they have been and what they have do to screw up their life for ever.
chavs are easily recognised, they hang around on street corners, smoking cheap ciggarettes and wearing fake sportswear.
the usual chav speaks in a language that normal people can't understand without a translator. the chav language's sentances will always start with "yerr bruvv" and end with "innit".
the female form of a chav goes by the name of chavette. these girls are usually between the ages of 10-13 and instead of finding a chav their age to mate with, they settle for one which is 2-3 years older. chavettes will usually produce more than 5 baby chavs who will live only with the chavette, as the father chav is in prison.
now you have the infomation you need, go now. and avoid this species of human.
by SoLameImKool October 5, 2007