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Certified Hyteam Classic™

(n.) In reference to the 2024 sim-racing team 'Hyteam GTF': a truly outstanding display of wit, bravery, skill and driver exploits, mainly within virtual motor sports. Usually involves some amount of caffeine, autism, pure stupidity, accidental genius or a mixture among all four. The ™ symbol is mandatory if used with a humorous or self-esteemed connotation. Can also be used ironically, though is typically of genuine intent.
"That dive-bomb there was a certified hyteam classic™."
by Hobkins Neitzen August 28, 2025
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Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut

A slur used most commonly on discord used in its whole form "Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut" meaning a black slut who has sexual relationships with his family.

Commonly used on egirls or edaters who were exposed
You certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut whore.
by Mikehall Jacksun May 23, 2025
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certified gas

meaning that a food/drink is amazing and gives the feeling of being full almost immediately.
"Man that burger is certified gas bro"
by The_8bit_Croc February 16, 2023
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Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.
Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
by ButterFlew June 22, 2022
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weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.
by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024
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Certified lover boy

A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.
"Certified lover boy? Certified pedophile. Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop."
by Legible Ghastino May 18, 2024
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weave nation-certified

If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.
dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
by AdruyinarGaming January 15, 2024
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