Synonym for Under the Influence but strictly when speaking about drinking alcohol, usually beer because it is in a bottle.
Guy 1: Man, I was so under the bottle last night after I came home from the bar that I could barely walk.
Guy 2: Yea that was funny, lets get under the bottle again tomorrow.
Guy 2: Yea that was funny, lets get under the bottle again tomorrow.
by Aklas April 3, 2012
Get the Under the Bottle mug.When a bottle is inserted through the fly of one’s pants. The resulting protrusion is called a bottlecock. (n)
An individual gets down on both of their knees, then the bottlecock is inserted into the mouth of the said individual. The resulting action is called bottlecocking. (v)
An individual gets down on both of their knees, then the bottlecock is inserted into the mouth of the said individual. The resulting action is called bottlecocking. (v)
In a heated 40 yard dash, both Mike and Matt thought they were faster than each other so they placed a bet of bottlecocking to be received by the loser. Mike lost the race and therefore had to get down on both knees and commence bottlecocking the frosty brew that was inserted through Matt's fly.
by tamumatt14 December 1, 2011
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"go on tom crack a bottle"
"if you not gonna have that beer i'll crack a bottle"
"Jim it's your birthday you've gotta crack a bottle with us"
"if you not gonna have that beer i'll crack a bottle"
"Jim it's your birthday you've gotta crack a bottle with us"
by doicarenot321 January 21, 2009
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"Holy shit, check that guy out. He can't even stand!"
Response: "Fuckin Bottleass"
2. Walk into a bar:
"Dude, that guy is in here every night."
"Yea, he is a Bottleass."
"Holy shit, check that guy out. He can't even stand!"
Response: "Fuckin Bottleass"
2. Walk into a bar:
"Dude, that guy is in here every night."
"Yea, he is a Bottleass."
by Ghostbustersfreak March 25, 2010
Get the Bottleass mug.A "shock" web site (similar to tubgirl and goatse) that shows the image of a bare-naked man who has shoved what looks to be about an 16oz glass bottle up his anis. It also displays his sagging "twins" and shriveled "little buddy." (bottleguy.com)
by Chelsea Rini December 4, 2005
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Get the Bottle Fucking mug.Someone who constantly pulls out of events in particular sporting activity with use of various excuses.
Gary's such a bottlejob....he's going to Torbay instead of playing the Bearsharks.
Im not sure if he's being a bottlejob but he did sound quite scared!
Im not sure if he's being a bottlejob but he did sound quite scared!
by Bearsharks October 22, 2006
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