Bologna Brothers

Two or more heterosexual males who have had genital to genital contact whilst partaking in a sexual activity involving at least one female. Contact may or may not be accidental.

Did you hear about Jacoby and Dustin? They convinced a fat chick to have a threesome and there dicks touched; they're bologna brothers now.

by DPree November 4, 2013

Bologna Hammock

Also known as meat curtains, the bologna hammock is the extra skin hanging out of a woman's vigina, looking like a hammock made of bologna.

Ex. Did you see the bologna hammock on Chub Rub? I would like to rest my tongue in that thing.

by Gary Ortego May 8, 2014

bologna necktie

The act of choking your partner with your "Bologna" (Penis/Strap on)

Pedro: "Hey Jim what are you doing today"
Jim: "just going to go home and give Martha a nice bologna necktie"

by Paydrofell August 31, 2016

bolognini

bolognini means tomato also knows as Torbjörn

Wow look there is a bolognini there.

Nice man.

by Bolognini retard December 7, 2016

Bologna balls

When he teabags you but his balls are so loose and saggy it feels like your face is being covered with a piece of bologna.

Last night Richard tried to spice up his sex life but instead of a teabag he gave Sandra bologna balls.

by Hero_ofthenight December 30, 2018

Boulogne

Gives booze to girls at least 2 years under his age

He's giving that 14 year old girl booze, he's pulling a boulogne

by Natshirt October 29, 2019

Bologna Docking

When the boys want to dock but they're all circumcised. Bologna to the rescue. Always cold. Warm bologna is weird. Simply touch tips and wrap bologna around both members firmly. Sauces can be used to adjust for skin tone.

Guy 1: So what's the plan tonight?
Guy 2: How about some bologna docking with the boys?
All together: Bologna docking WIT DA BOIZ?!

by MX5J6 March 25, 2022