Iam "Boon or Bane?"
Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."
Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"
Hym "You insulted him 🤷"
Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"
Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."
Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"
Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"
Iam "What!?"
Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"
Iam "Judas! Traitor!"
Hym "You have no sense of humor!"
Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."
Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"
Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."
Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"
Hym "You insulted him 🤷"
Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"
Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."
Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"
Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"
Iam "What!?"
Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"
Iam "Judas! Traitor!"
Hym "You have no sense of humor!"
Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."
Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
Get the Boon or Banemug. When you poop on the toilet backwards so it leaves streaks on the front of the bowl out of reach of a normal piss stream.
Bloke 1:- oi cunt who Dirty Booned the toilet there’s shit stuck here I can’t piss on.
Bloke 2:- haha that was bull the dirty crack whore
Bloke 2:- haha that was bull the dirty crack whore
by Bullshark 2560 February 26, 2020
Get the DIRTY BOONmug. by Poonnan May 24, 2018
Get the cheese boonsmug. This is the perfect name for someone who can’t help but annoy you and almost every flippin dippin way possible— but you love them to death. They piss you off, make terrible terrible jokes. But just who they are, how they act is so funny to you, you can’t help but laugh like the ugliest person in the werld.
by woolander36 November 7, 2018
Get the Boon dickymug. A man who is around 25-45 years and they think they are intimidating when in reality they’re goofy asf.
Student 1: Oh that’s the disciplinary AP, he acts intimidating but I don’t think he is
Student 2: Oh god, the fucking boone chad
Student 2: Oh god, the fucking boone chad
by North Gwinnett Middle School March 8, 2023
Get the Boone Chadmug. by Captain Swagger Dagger February 23, 2011
Get the Booned Outmug. A phrase used when a persons excitement reaches its full potienal or when some undescribely exciting happens.
by RyanNeck August 2, 2009
Get the Eggy Boonmug.