On the bongos

Surprising, funny, happy, or wonderful.

"This pizza is on the bongos!"

by Bachelorfan34 December 17, 2012

Clam Bongo

Playing the Clam Bongos is how you excite a vagina by rythmically tapping on the clit and labia with figures in a gentle fashion whilst retaining the enthusiasm and virtuosity used to play bongos.

Clam bongo also includes acts such as flicking the bean when mployeed with rythmic timing.

'He was giving me head, but said I tasted too fishy, so he went on to play the clam bongos.' Complained Stacy.

by Left Foot March 7, 2012

ethno bongo

person that lends themselves to a purist state of presumed well being by showing affection towards nature, organic food, biological awareness, and freedom of speech

Hey dude, check out that chick, she is all ethno bongo like, check at that veggie burger she's eating with her goats milk organically produced latte!

by AmabokoT5 March 26, 2011

BONGO

Bitch(es) Of Neutral Gender Origin

“Who’s coming to the party tonight?” “Moss is rolling up with all their BONGOs.”

by polarseltzer69 June 11, 2023

Rusty Bongos

Same as a Rusty Trombone, if you're into cock and ball torture, while having your salad tossed.

I thought I was boutta bust after a lil Rusty Trombone, but then she started playing the Rusty Bongos!

by JQuavious January 19, 2024

Ali Bongo

A ginger so called bricklayer who rapes hoddys and smells like a meat pie and is so ugly he could make an onion cry 😢

"Can you smell steak and kidney mixed with hoddy smeg?" " Yes I can I think Ali Bongo the hoddy rapist has just turn up " "oh yes he has fuck me he's one fugly munter "

by mr cod January 21, 2024

Bongo

A big black uncivilised person, typically named Ta Grrr.

Jy you bongo

by LittilGorri April 25, 2023