blokejob

(n) a sex act in which a straight man receives oral stimulation of the penis from another man or bloke, often when in a state of drunkenness.

"So I let this guy give me a blokejob last night. Not that I'm gay or anything."

"..."

"Well I was pretty wasted."

by bloodmonkey February 19, 2009

bloke

The asian version of broke

far out man, my car just bloke

by declanisromped April 21, 2008

Baloner

It doesnt really have a specific definition. It is used to label whatever the hell you want.

The origin of the word is rumored to come from the combination of the words "balogna" and "boner"

I dont really know but it looks like a baloner!

by The Terd Sniffer December 13, 2010

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This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022

bloke flu

The opposite of bird flu. It only affects males- and symptoms include having a running nose an "a bit of a headache".

Nevermind bird flu! Have you heard about the bloke flu epidemic? The "bloke flu" epidemic has been round for years: It renders the unfortunate man bed ridden and usesless. The only cure- lucozade and TV under a duvet.

by Witness the Switness October 14, 2005

baloney skins

Low-profile car tires. Usually seen on tuner cars or large rims. They give the illusion of "baloney skins" due to their appearance of a thin-stretched out piece of rubber over a rim.

I'm going to blow the baloney skins off that guy!

by Ronny Cordova July 27, 2011

Nuclear Baloney

What phoboggers try and use to sidestep the reality of all the problems surrounding Nuclear Reactors; (like Safety, Fallout and the harmful effects of all kinds of radioactive particles) usually because of their connection to the Nuclear Industry!

The Pro Nuclear Cheerleaders used plenty of Nuclear Baloney to make their case against the benefits of Green Energy; but luckily the voters saw through it and decided to end the construction of the new reactor before it even started!

by CaptD July 6, 2011