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blapsplatter

Incoherent talk or jargon that makes zero sense to the listener, especially when said with confidence.
“He kept going on about the power scaling in that anime, but it was just blapsplatter to me.”
by Plas-sucks-at-the-dictionary October 14, 2025
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Blips & Blaps

To give someone a little extra “whatfer” in a physical altercation. To pile on a beating well past the point of necessity.
Chuck: Did you hear about that fight behind O’Shea’s last night?
Danny: Oh shit yeah, bruh! Troy got a case of the blips & blaps from some drunk redneck.
Chuck: Sure did. Damn bruh, you would have thought the blipsing would have been enough. That hillbilly put Troy in the hospital with the blapsing. Poor fucker...
by Sylvan Montague III August 9, 2019
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Twisty Blasé

To give a twisty blowjob while being unimpressed with or indifferent because one has experienced or done it so often before.
Man, my girl gave me a poor Twisty Blasé last night.
by Lyle Tit February 19, 2026
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Pull a Blassey-Ford

To falsely accuse one of sexual abuse from a long time ago to ruin the alleged-abuser's reputation.
She recently started telling her friends I touched her twenty-five years ago in an attempt to pull a Blassey-Ford against me.
by Gargantuan009 January 19, 2019
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