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scrotum beard

A normal beard. Except that it sprouts from a man's (usually) scrotum--his ballsack. They can be a variety of colors, and can come in many different shapes and sizes. Some are curlier than others, and some are thicker than others. It all really depends on the person. And legend has it--scrotum beards are actually what allows people who live in cold climates not to get scrotum frostbite.

Do you have a scrotum beard?
My scrotum beard is so long, you could call me a male Rapunzel!
(there's a video called "Repulsel" by Cyanide & Happiness that's kinda like this)
by Poofy Minion June 14, 2016
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Bearding

An act that someone gay does when afraid to come out of the closet. usually this means dating a girl when you like guys just to coverup.
Person: that guys so bearding

**guy walks down hall with girl but checks out a guy**
by 529advice June 12, 2014
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bearded clam

Slang term for the vagina.
Andrew spent his summers in Maine in search of the elusive bearded clam.
by Seymour Merkin August 9, 2002
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Pedophile Beard

When a man has an extremely unclean beard. Not as messy as a homeless beard. The beard is usually sported by pedophiles or really messy college students.
Girl #1: OMG! Do you see that guy on the bench? He totally looks like he wants to rape me.

Girl #2: Yeah you're probably right. He has a pedophile beard and rapist glasses. Let's get out of here.

Girl #1: Wait isn't that the dude from our French class?

Girl #2: Yeah, hes probably there to pick up little girls.
by NYer stuck in Montreal March 19, 2009
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struggle beard

When a grown man can only grow facial hair in patches.
Yo, look Greg has a struggle beard.
by Trevineaux October 27, 2017
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flesh-colored beard

extremely freaky beard thats the exact same color as the guys face... see: Spencer from 'The Hills'
-Whats he look like?
-He has a flesh-colored beard...
-EW!
by the_best_ever August 23, 2008
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Beard Papa's

A type of cafe which specializes in creating creme puffs and creme styled pastries. Also a place where people make common jokes and references about ejaculation.
Those creme puffs from Beard Papa's are so good.

(A very hot girl walks into Beard Papa's and orders some creme puffs)

Someone: I'd like to creme those puffs!
or
I'd like to beard those papas!
by Mario Lomas April 6, 2008
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