bert bert

term of endearment, friend, homie, homeboy, my dog, pet

hey bert bert come over tonight

by Paul Oliveri October 19, 2008

Bert and Ernie

Sexual term when two dudes give each other hand jobs in separate beds.

Those two room mates are so homo, they probably give each other Bert and Ernies all the time.

by Intrepid Traveler April 12, 2012

beforties

The plural form of the forty ounce malt beverage. In this case, this word applies to the forties you plan on drinking before attending a party.

"Hey man I heard about this awesome party! Let's hang out and drink some beforties to get ready!"

by gameblouses17 September 1, 2009

beorgeous

a combination of beautiful and gorgeous

Billy: Damn, Sally is so beautiful!
Chris: Nah shes gorgeous!
Scott: no way, she's beorgeous!

by dkelly25 July 28, 2011

Beertuition

-Knowing someone needs a beer before you ask.
-knowing your beer is gonna be knocked over before it is and saving it before it happens.

Dude, how did you know I needed a beer?
I was blessed with beertuition.

by Danpurple69 March 31, 2019

Beerter

Beerter: a system to exchange beers for services, concert or sporting event tickets instead of cash. Transferable to other people

My buddy helped me move last week. Instead of paying him cash. I gave him some beerter vouchers I passed along from an electrical job I did.

by Puckstop22 April 17, 2019

bearthday

when one's birthday coincides with earth day.

Aw man! she's got a bearthday

by grrrrrrrwoof April 25, 2019