Baelesscation

(verb); Kicking it with yourself, by yourself for any amount of time which is to be considered a vacation because your lonely ass is introverted, a pyschopath, more single than songs put out without an album or all of the above and you also enjoy your solitude.

all these damn "baecation goals" with no bae smh, fuck this shit im bout to just be my own bae & go on a baelesscation!

by Shawndylan August 19, 2017

Bagel Boy

A young Jewish man.

"Hey Bagel Boy.....fetch me a Latka"

by Die Die Cobra Kai May 21, 2009

bagel

a highly tasty snack

jews make them very well

by Artemis Stonecutter September 14, 2005

Bagel Dog

When a guy soaps up a girls butt in the shower and rubs his penis in her crack.

Yo Santos, this morning my lady and I got in the shower and I bagel dogged the shit out of her!

by bdogzzzz June 19, 2010

Bagel

a derogatory name for a fat jewish kid.

Bagel was playing Halo 2 all day

that lazy bastard

by G shiznit May 13, 2005

swanky bageling

a rape kiss; an unwanted and unexpected kiss

Jack gave Cassy a swanky bageling outside the gym!

by FairyProtecter3000 March 18, 2009

Fur Bagel

The hairy ring around the poop hole, is usually found as a brown color

have you ever shaved your fur bagel? it feels so good!

by Redhairisdabom May 31, 2010