bake

To smoke weed.

Past Tense: baked.

"I'm so baked."
"Let's go get baked."

by ruby ho May 16, 2006

baked in the cake

1) a situation that is so involved and interwoven which is basically impossible to be fully extricated
2) Something which is so obvious or basically impossible to avoid
3) already reflected in a stock's market price by the expected information such as projected earning or unconfirmed news report

A serious global recession is baked in the cake
The dilemma of long-lasting unemployment rate is baked in the cake
The interest hike at the Fed's next meeting is baked in the cake

by vanderpol September 5, 2010

Sit and bake

After the inital drop of crap that comes out, you feel more coming but only gas is being released. So you sit and bake the crap that you had release with your warm fart making the whole room smell even worst.

Damn, why do people sit and bake in this bathroom, it makes this bathroom smell like crap.

by Z3roadmaster October 8, 2009

Baked Alaskan Pipeline

When you have anal intercourse while using rubbing alcohol as lubricant. The giving party then takes a lighter and lights the receiving party's b-hole on fire.

Billy B's girl needed a skin graph after he gave her a Baked Alaskan Pipeline.

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

fake bake

when bitches go to tanning salons to get thier tans, because they cant move their lazy asses outside and get a real one

Lorry: did you see that girl?
Bob: the one with the fake bake?

by you do not know me..... May 3, 2003

Bake

To calm down or to relax yourself

Amanda: I'm gonna beat you up man are you dumb?!?!

Me: fam bake yh.

by Osav.14 March 14, 2020

Babestation

Babestation is a British soft porn TV programme. It allows viewers to communicate live with female presenters (often unattractive) via a premium-rate telephone number or text messaging. It is broadcast daily and has had a dedicated channel on Sky.

John: Yo Steve you got any porn channels on your Sky tv?

Steve: No, but you can watch Babestation.The girls are rough but it's free.

John: Wow!! At least it's better than watching the sign language person that translates for deaf people on BBC at this hour in the morning!

by x FatElvis x November 29, 2011