cum balloon

When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.

I made a cum balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay ass hat.

by Ali T May 14, 2003

Balloni

The most retarded way someone could ever misspell the word bologna.

Mommy, I want some balloni please!

by James M. July 3, 2006

balloonfoot

Nickname President George W Bush has given to Colin Powell.

Tell Balloonfoot not to give me any more crappy intelligence about Iraq

by Jon Himself January 14, 2005

cactus_balloon

a boy who makes piggy memes and his roblox account is his user for youtube and he has kids not in irl tho

the best youtuber is this dude cactus_balloon

by joshdub October 25, 2020

Ballymun Balloon

It is when you are having sex with your woman from behind. Then when you ejacuate into the condom you blow up the condom to the size of a balloon and surprise her by breaking it in her face and the semen goes everywhere.

I gave my girlfriend a great ballymun balloon last night. She was not a happy camper.

by robbieD26 February 5, 2008

Chinese spy balloons

Large breasts of an Asian woman, or specifically large breads of a Chinese woman

“Check out those Chinese spy balloons at 9 o’clock. Do you think they’re real, or implants?”

by GQAugust February 3, 2023

Bailoni

An 80% alcohol apricot brandy. Brewed in the 1980s and hasn't gained popularity until about a year ago.

I'm gonna go pick up a fifth of Bailoni and drink it at Justin's crib.

by cbatz July 31, 2009