Awkward Partridge 

Following an awkward moment or conversation, one stands up abruptly from a seated position, and tunefully sings " and a partridge in a pear tree" . To the tune of "12 days of Christmas" (popular Christmas song). The song must be accompanied by awkward flailing and flapping of ones arms at eye level or higher. The moment is completed when one abrubtly drops back into their seat.

In the event of one standing up to begin with, one must sit on the floor quickly, leap up to perfrom the 'awkward partridge' and drop back to a cross legged position on the floor.

Man - (gets down on one knee) 'Will you marry me?'
Woman - 'errr..........do I know you?'
Man - (abruptly leaps up) '....and a partridge in a pear treeee' and sits back down.
Woman - "Awkward Partridge" !

Awkward Partridge by ILoveChickenBagels November 15, 2011

Awkward T-Rex

Proper noun usually accompanied by hand gestures signifying small arms and a mimed a chomping motion. Denotes and objectifies the awkwardness of a prevailing situation in the form of a giant imaginary dinosaur.

Girl says "how's Kimberly"
Guy says "she dumped me last week"
Girl screams "awkward T-Rex!"
Laughter.

Awkward T-Rex by British Daniel June 17, 2012

awkward meep 

The awkward meep is used in situations where everyone in a loud room suddenly gets quiet, and starts to look around in awkwardness. A person will then say "meep meep", like a roadrunner saying "beep beep". This will break the tension of the awkward silence in the classroom, and bring happiness and laughter. The peace is restored again.

*loud laughter/conversations in a room*

*few minutes later*.....
..
...
....
*becomes quiet*
guy1: *looks around*
guy2: *looks around*
guy3: *looks around*
guy4: ".... meep meep"

everyone: "LOL AWKWARD MEEP"

*and the peace is restored*

awkward meep by the meeptastic numba two March 28, 2009

awkward squid 

Much like the awkward turtle, the awkward squid is performed during an awkward moment. It is done by placing the tips of the fingers of the right hand on the back of the left hand. The fingers of the left hand then contract like a squid's tentacles and the hands are brought back together three times.

Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (awkward squid is performed)

awkward squid by Eric Wu June 2, 2007

awkward sex 

When youre having sex with someone who doesn't know what they are doing creating an awkward feeling and regret because you could have done a better job getting off by yourself.

Andrea wished she had just masterbated rather than subject herself to the awkward sex she had with Jeremy because he sucks in bed.

awkward sex by yourmomsmysexslave August 13, 2009

Awkward chicken 

a game where you go up to a group of people and get into thier conversation for as long as you can while making it as awkward as possible until ethier you or them leaves

whats that guy doing he's playing awkward chicken

Awkward chicken by shaggy2026 January 16, 2009

Awkward Triangle 

A threesome with two guys and a girl.

He was in an awkward triangle yesterday with some slut and his best friend.

Awkward Triangle by o0jrock0o August 5, 2009