Thunder Cross Split Attack

Thunder Cross Split Attack is an attack technique used in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, it consists in crossing your arms and infusing them with hamon so that you are able to attack in a defensive position.

Jhonny: Hey, Steve, what's up?
Steve: I'm fine, how about you?
Jhonny: Yes, everything is fine... Wait, what is that? *Points at Steve's shirt*
Steve: *Looks down*
Jhonny: *Crosses his arms* YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
Steve: NANI!?

by Crimson Ice July 2, 2020

Give a hummingbird a heart attack

Used to refer to the effect of an extremely large amount of stimulants generally taken during night-before-test study sessions, or when writing a 30+ page thesis due in several hours.

Guy: "Yes, I stayed up all night and had enough Red Bull to give a hummingbird a heart attack, but I finished my thesis two minutes before I had to present it"

by TV4Fun May 10, 2009

attack helicopter gender

A gender that is the best.

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter gender.

by stinkysmellycat May 27, 2016

Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack

The act of doing a girl doggy style, slapping her and talking shit to make her angry, then grappling her like a vice all the while continuing to fuck her raw from behind. Then, pulling out, spitting on her back (pretending to have let loose the bazooka) further grabbing her head and forcing deep throat. Then, ejecting the bazooka in the throat and saying something funny triggering the white dragon. Then, BAM! punching her in the face, thus, completing the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack.

"My girlfriend broke up with me as soon as I completed the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack."

by Igorius Christo April 17, 2008

Ads-iety attack

-noun

An episode of anxiety that occurs when all of the television shows that you are watching simultaneously take a commercial break.

Johnny was enjoying Monday Night Football, Two and A Half Men, and a Scrubs re-run when all three shows went to commercial break. He was bombarded with soda and car insurance ads, and as a result, suffered an ads-iety attack.

by Colonel H-mufuggin Stinkmeaner September 28, 2009

rack attack

1. When a woman's breasts are a weapon.

2. A rack so fine, if could be deadly.

That girl hit me with the rack attack.

by DavidSolidus September 22, 2005

shart-attack

a series of rapid sharts, usually in public, like at a party, work, or school.

"dude, i just ate seven chili-dogs. i feel like im going to have a shart-attack"
"im as serious as a shart-attack"
"that guy at the party last night, had a serious shart-attack. he had crap all over his pants"
shart fart shit poop party accident

by Eloy Denis June 13, 2011