About Me

The mandatory field required to join most networking sites where you're forced to detail everything you would want a stranger to know about you without sounding unintelligent, pretentious, or lame. Often comprised of lists detailing your loves and hates and quotes from little known works to find out who else recognizes it and is as cool as you.

1. Omg I hate about me's. Gtkm

2. Loves: The Office, reading, Vampire Weekend, and other quirky things I think make me cool. Hates: Liars, cheaters, thieves, and other things no one in their right mind would like making this "about me" completely irrelevant.

by tluxe January 7, 2010

about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine

Utterly useless
A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine

"This screen door on our submarine is about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine."

by shakneekwa October 14, 2005

Sounds about white

A statement that is used when a typical Caucasian person do something that no other race has done.

Person: Susan slapped her mommy and didn't get punished for it.
Another person: sounds about white.

by Zebry king May 19, 2018

all day i dream about soccer

The slogan 'all day i dream about soccer' 1981-2005 was created by Barbara Gauss, Germany.

In her eBOOK 'all day i dream about sport' she talks about her life, the way she grew up, the dreams she had as a child and young grown up and the struggle she is going thru today, while defending her rights as a trademark owner, creator and sole owner of the intellectual property worldwide of the following slogans:

'all day i dream about soccer'
'all day i dream about sports'
'all day i dream about sport'

See also 'sports'

'all day I dream about soccer' is what ment everything to me when I was small and is what I feel, if I had to describe my childhood.

by Barbara Gauss October 29, 2005

Speak to a man about a Cadillac

Another alternate phrase meaning going to take a piss, uttered to a friend in a bar.

Man 1: I'm going to speak to a man about a Cadillac.
Man 2: Cool, I'll order us another round.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet February 4, 2006

About 20 feet

How deep the legend Beetlejuice thinks a 6 foot hole is.

Hey Beet if you dig a 6 foot hole how deep is it. Um I think it’s about 20 feet.

by WillC73 May 7, 2020

Pissing about

To needlessly waste time

We were an hour late for dinner because the wife spent an hour pissing about with make up and doing her hair.
My pint was empty because my mate spent 20 minutes pissing about trying to chat up the barmaid.

by Djc2508 November 6, 2013