Zeus (the)

Sexual act whereby the instigator inserts the index finger of one hand into an electrical socket while at the same time inserting the index finger of the other hand into the anus of another individual.

Dude, I gave your mom the Zeus and now she craps lightning.
Zeus (the).

by dogbiscuit May 27, 2009

zeusr

dope ass writer

foo1: that foo has some dope shit like that foo zeusr from NEWk
foo2: foreal, huh...shit, i wish i could do that

by el zeusr. NEWk 639k 909 May 15, 2011

Zeus Deuce

An Olympic size dump

That buffet last night was great, but man did I take a Zeus Deuce this morning.

by funwithpun August 10, 2012

Zeus

A term used to describe something/someone overpowered as shit in a video game.

"God, this isn't even fair! Meta Knight is so Zeus!"

by ChibiAirMan April 2, 2013

Zeus

sexually harass young age girls or boys in a aggressive manner
disguise as religious christian while hypocritically practicing sinful acts

He was zeusing the girls on the street last night
I was zeused by James last night and I thought he was going to rape me.
Why are you zeused up? You are a totally different person today.

by Wenyuanchen December 2, 2013

Zeus

Noun. zoos

A quick, sudden and unexplained sharp pain or cramp in the anus or general crotch area, like being hit with a mini bolt of lightening.

"Ow! I just got Zeus-ed!"

by Malverna July 9, 2014

Zeusbag

Someone who is constantly stealing your thunder.

(Hanging out with friends)
Random guy: Why are you hanging out with him? He's such a loser.
You: Man, fuck off my couch. Quit being a God damn Zeusbag!

by Illiterate banshee March 9, 2017