yoink

to quickley remolve a joint from a unaware stare gazing stoners mouth for your own benefit

while sitting there staring at the ceiling for ten minutes robbie yoinked the spliff from my mouth

by bazf1 February 20, 2009

yoink

To lightly tap or poke with your finger someone for fun while adding the sound effect. It can be used with objects too.

Person 1: "Hey, can you hand me that broom, right there?"
Person 2: "Yoink! I just yoinked you with a broom handle!"
Person 1: "I am soo going to get you back someday."

by nomejoy June 17, 2009

yoinkster

Someone who takes all of your loot on call of duty and yells “YOINK”

This yoinkster just yoinked all the loot.

by The Yoinkster February 28, 2025

yonks ago

Come from Dublin Ireland, yonks ago, something that happened ages ago or a long time ago

Did you see that what he posted??

Yes I seen it, I also posted the same thing yonks ago.

by Jaybaly June 23, 2016

Yoink

When you grab someone by the head and shove it into your groin.

Is not done in a sexual way but in a way to prank a homie

Shane: "Im gonna yoink you into another dimension"
Matt: "No pls"
also can be used to exclaim after yoinking someone
*Shane Yoinks Matt
Shane: "YOINK!"

by Yoink King aka Da Groin Master August 10, 2017

Yoink

Extremely good sex

Past tense: yoinked
Present tense: yoinking

An example of yoink: “Mario and I were gonna yoink, but plans fell through.”

“We were yoinking and our parents caught us!”

“We yoinked in the back of his car...”

by Poondestroyer9000 October 10, 2017

Yoink

To hit something, usually used with "doink"

"OW He yoinked on my doink!"

by Yoinkonmydoink November 5, 2017