Sherri Withdrawal Syndrome

This is what happens when the Canoe Girl leaves you hanging and goes to watch a parade.

I couldn't go with her and I got Sherri Withdrawal Syndrome real bad.

by Humpy Gilmore September 26, 2025

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ELI WITHDRAWAL

when someone starts seeing Eli everywhere, and can't stop thinking about him

hey buddy Im having Eli withdrawal, i keep seeing him everywhere

by Ohio Wiggle Master February 6, 2025

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Yos Withdrawal

Symptoms that occur when yos isn’t present for any period of time

I haven’t spoken to yos and 3 hours now i have Yos withdrawal

by kkobe November 24, 2022

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Kratom withdrawal

If you drink 2 table spoon full of kratom 2 times a day everyday for a month or 2 the withdrawal symptoms from stopping/ running out can feel like you being hot and cold muscles and stomach feeling hot and cold and can’t sleep or stay still so be careful on how much and how often you use kratom if you start feeling like you need to drink kratom to feel normal and and not sick/hurting your addicted withdrawal can last anywhere from 1 to 4 days you can try to fight these feelings with working out or buying some from smoke shop until your order gets delivered

I feel like my stomach and muscles are burning and cold from kratom withdrawal

by Kratom June 12, 2025

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Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

This is a lifelong condition. The only cure is to spend time with Maria again.

My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated and struggle to focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I’ve not seen her in over a week.

by LivingWithReality August 14, 2022

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