weiner

A common misspelling of wiener.

weiner cousins

by iocaoo November 17, 2009

weiner boy

a weiner boy is someone who likes to have a good old suck on a sausage

sharkey is a weiner boy

by michael sharkey November 17, 2003

Weiner pants

The condition in which a male finds his erect penis straining to escape from the clothing around it.

Named in honor of Representative Anthony Weiner.

Damn girl! That dress you've got on is giving me a serious case of the Weiner pants.

by Blaknail June 18, 2011

weiner water

1. the super tasty broth prepared as a result of boiling weiners.

2. when I dunk my filthy, unwashed cock in a glass of water; the perfect beverage for your mom.

Guy 1: "Hey man, I boiled up some weiners...want some?"

Guy 2: "Fuck the weiners, gimme some of that delicious weiner water"

Guy 1: "That's what I gave your mom last night."

by The Zim. January 17, 2009

weiner beat

to jack around and not do anything productive

the service guys are famous for performing a weiner beat

by KENNY THE SHARK November 19, 2004

weinersaurus

a female of the human persuasion hungry for the cock in any orifice of her body at all times.

see slag.

Man, she is such a weinersaurus; all she does is talk about the cock.

by Slag Face October 10, 2007

weister

noun, a drink that is left half full on a table or countertop and never finished. usually refers to a can of soda or beer but can be used to describe pretty much anything left unfinished.

Who left this weister on the table?

by TWB October 19, 2007