wankstain

A politician. The only politicians worth any respect are a few dead ones

Tony Blair and George Bush, what a couple of WANKSTAINS!! Must wash them off my sheets, better still BURN THE FUCKING SHEETS!!!..........."whats that you say nurse, medication time?"

by lord nobcheese August 12, 2006

Wankipedia

Wan-key-pee-dee-A - ADJ

Used as an insult for someone who has said something completely false.

Generally applies to 'know it all' type people who are the self proclaimed authority on most subjects

"America is the leader of the free world"
"Did you get that from wankipedia"

by Mike D. Sanders September 29, 2008

Wanking Claw

A deformed hand, caused by a near endless amount of masturbation. All that wanking causes the subjects hand to shape into a claw-like entity that forms perfectly around penis shaped objects.

John: Eh Wayne, you holdin' an invisible water bottle?
Wayne: Nay John, thats my wanking claw.
John: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thats knarly gross!
Wayne: Aye, I was up till 8 this morning tryin to pitch one off.
John: Yikes.... well from the looks of that claw you've got one awful small wee-wee.
Wayne: (sighs)Aye... well I'm off to the loo.
John: To do what?
Wayne: (holding claw) What do you think?

by Martyn with a 'y' bitches May 8, 2008

wankstein

a collage picture that one makes for when they jerk off. for example, they will go thru dirty mags and get loads of body parts off girls they like, eg. 'i like that pussy and those feet and that stomach and those legs...' and then they are all stuck together to create the 'perfect girl'. this is known as a wankstein, from the words 'wank' and 'frankenstein'

Buddy: yo dog i just bought 17 porn mags and made a big wankstein to stick on my wall
Dwayne: stop ur frontin, i got 12 wanksteins and theyre all better than urs fool

by crazy-ass bitch July 12, 2006

wanking his dog

when a boys fucking about and not doing what he supposed to

that fucking tosser was supposed to clean my shoes but instead he was away wanking his dog

by mattygers May 4, 2009

Wanking

Developed in support of the Anti-Planking Movement. It is the act of smearing one's sweaty cock on any surface that is known as a common area for planking. This method is used to prevent planking on these surfaces, and if fails to do so is done in hopes that a planker will use his/her mouth on these surfaces while planking. It was developed by Anti-Planking leader, Drew the Wanker.

He was wanking on the row of gum ball machines because he hates hipster douchebags planking on them. He is a true patriot.

by Drew182 July 21, 2011

wanking

1) To masterbate

2) To do very little

3) To "shred" on a guitar/keyboard/bass

1) I fancy a wanking session

2) Stop wanking about

3) I don't like Steve Vai - all he does is fret wanking

by I'm Jack Cooper April 2, 2005