ass whooping

It's not beating someone, but it is a form of assault. It's the action of whooping some ass. Whooping can mean hitting, so in simpler terms, hitting ass. But not in a sexual way.

Fred: Yo what's happening behind the school at 3?
Martha: I'm gonna give Michael the ass whooping of his life

by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021

whoopee cushion

a practical joke device consisting of a rubber air bladder that makes a flatulence sound when sat upon

If I sit on another whoopee cushion I'll have to play a prank on they'll never forget.

by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2009

belly whomps

Excersizes in which players alternately run in place and low themselves to the ground in pushup form.

The team did a minute of warm-up excersizes, jumping jacks, and belly whomps to get them loose.

by Morgan T November 10, 2006

Whoopsiedaisical

Synonym: Defines a light-hearted scenario wherein someone commits a mistake or experiences an accident.

"Sorry I'm late, I took the wrong bus this morning."

"Wow, that's pretty whoopsiedaisical."

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"You will not believe the whoopsiedaisical day I just had. Nothing went my way!"

by Loser Baby April 23, 2021

Whoopsie Dooo

The preemptive warning before simultaneously ejaculating and planking on top of a significant other

“Whoopsie dooo here comes the gewww!”

by BeaucoupStew July 15, 2021

whoopsaw

The gayest thing you can imagine.

Often involves broken dicks and bleeding anus.

Can also be used as a gay code word for some duck hunters with mullets who hunt only for Instagram photos.

We shot a bunch of ducks, whoopsaw!

by Kingsix67 December 28, 2021

whoosiewagger

Substitutes any word you forgot at the moment, so that you can continue the conversation without searching for the word.

Jon, bring me the whoosiewagger, you know the thing in the closet.

by Miryam Palmer August 16, 2005