veritablequandry

A poo-flinging monkey that is only calmed by the site of hairy toes.

Veritablequandry had poo smeared in his hair.

by Kimberatslickdeals September 15, 2007

Vegetableatarian

Used By author Steve Solomon to describe someone who prefers to eat vegetables over meat. Will eat meat, but diet consists mainly of vegetables.

The vegetableatarian looked uncomfortable when we ordered a all meat pizza. He decided to order a side salad to go with the pizza.

by asswip'e October 1, 2007

Vegetabling

Hitting someone several times with vegetables, most the time until they die.

As in the old times when they stoned people to death by throwing rocks at them, it the same thing but with vegetables.

They vegetabled the two men until they were dead.

Vegetable Stoning Killing Stoned Vegetabling

by Carl Schulington December 17, 2009

Veritable Mack Daddy

One who is the daddy of all macks, veritably.

All the girls seem to want to be around you, you most certainly are the veritable mack daddy.

by PseudoA Friend September 1, 2010

vegetate

the act of being a vegetable.lack of energy over all lazy-ness.a better way of saying coach patato

dude all i wanna do is vegetate after four hours of gym class

by mike swartout July 29, 2006

vagtables

A funny name for vaginas, eaten like vegetables.

Did you eat your vagtables today?

by mannnnng January 11, 2008

Finish your Vegtables

When a girl is giving a guy oral sex...and swallows all the way to the base of the penis, then the guy holds the back of the girls head down, and begins to stuff his testicles into her mouth...while telling her to "Finish her vegtables"

After taking Jenny to the movies and paying for her dinner, Bobby told her to "Finish your Vegtables" during sex.

by Eric Sanchez June 29, 2010