EAST VAN is an area of vancougrr, bc that is notorious worldwide for drugs, workin girls, the homeless and police brutality. it's also home to some of the best outreach programs, artists, bands and community minded people you'd ever have the pleasure of knowin. placed between the complacent burbs of burnaby and the materialistic, fake tit vibe of downtown, east van offers a homegrown, co op feel that is uncommon in most big cities. a place where the girl next to you won't take your shit and men have purses, not murses. keep it in your pants or git outta here.
Whoa, did you see that chick with 30 piercings in her face wearing nothing but newspapers? That is so EAST VAN .
That woman just helped that junkie across the street, she must be an EAST VANER.
Really?! Live music 7 days a week?! God, I wish I lived in EAST VAN.
That woman just helped that junkie across the street, she must be an EAST VANER.
Really?! Live music 7 days a week?! God, I wish I lived in EAST VAN.
by eeeshhvan March 17, 2009
On Pro Evoultion Soccer when someone either:
a: switches the play at a random and unnecessary time
b: scores with Van Persie from 45 years out
c: breaks the legs of another player and gets a "ticking off" from the ref
a: switches the play at a random and unnecessary time
b: scores with Van Persie from 45 years out
c: breaks the legs of another player and gets a "ticking off" from the ref
by Adforperu January 21, 2009
An outgoing wonderful person who's full of life and can bring a smile to your face in any situation who smiles even when she's hurt who doesn't worry about her problems until she helps someone with there's.. Alyssa Van the true meaning of love happiness and friend
by Johnny4567 November 27, 2013
When one says something depressing that brings the whole crowd down. Usually, a crowd is laughing and having fun, then the individual makes a sad or self depreciating comment that leaves everyone speechless or nervously laughing, while keeping a straight face.
"Man, that was a hilarious joke!"
"Almost as hilarious as my pending divorce."
*frozen smiles and awkward chuckles
"Dude, you just Van Horned us so hard."
"Almost as hilarious as my pending divorce."
*frozen smiles and awkward chuckles
"Dude, you just Van Horned us so hard."
by TheMightyThor47 July 22, 2017
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by luvaas brad December 12, 2008
An obvious but false lead. White vans are usually associated with deviate activity so it is easy to point to a white van when something happens. For example, during the Washington DC sniper shootings, authorities were looking for a (DUH) white van when the culprits were in a Maroon Chevy Caprice
The white van they pulled over at midnight turned out to be a plumber on an emergency call. The real perps got away in their purple Scion.
I traced the person you told me stole my books but your lead was a ginormous white van.
I traced the person you told me stole my books but your lead was a ginormous white van.
by bback November 08, 2007