Twitter

possibly the most toxic app of 2021, NEVER go there unless you want to be degraded by 12 year old feminists

I went on Twitter yesterday and got “cancelled.”

by professional cheese eater June 23, 2021

twitter liberal

n. Someone who, after seeing an anti-conservative trend on twitter, tweets with the hash-tag in question with no clear knowledge of anything political. Usually will include in the tweet something along the lines of: misspelled words, inaccurate statements, blind praise of a political figure (notably praise for Obama for being black), etc. A majority of these people give other liberals who actually have valid opinions a bad name and only tweet with the hash-tag as a means to gain followers due to their shallowness.

Molly: "Oh my God! I can't wait for Obama to come give me free abortion pills!"

Joe: "Molly, shut up. The president doesn't have that power, stop being a twitter liberal."

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Andy: "Oh yeah, the GOP is totally going down. No way any of them are gonna get re-elected."

Marc: "And where did you get that idea, Andy?"

Andy: "Twitter, duh. The GOP is totally gonna disappear."

Marc: "Fucking twitter liberal."

by radik June 2, 2013

twitter.com

Stupid social media site that you can get cancelled off of by even slightly stating an opinion

Person: *has an opinion*
Twitter.com community: I'm about to end this mans whole career

by Conejito Bunny December 13, 2020

Twitter Shitter

Someone who overuses Twitter and constantly "tweets" what they are doing, even when they are taking a shit.

"I need to Tweet that I am watching TV with you while I am sitting right next to you. I need to Tweet that I am getting up to go to the bathroom. I need to Tweet while I am walking to the bathroom. I need to Tweet that I am sitting on the toilet. I need to Tweet that I am taking a shit. I'm a Twitter Shitter!"

by onewingedkefka April 29, 2008

Twitter

'T'ext of 'W'hat 'I'm T'hinking 'T'o 'E'veryone 'R'eading.

Online social social networking site. its what everyone over who is over 35 and trying to seem hip thinks that everyone under 25 is using. but they actually aren't.

i already have a facebook status, why would i need a twitter?

im too young to have a twitter.

by in case you didnt know April 6, 2009

Twitter-tard

A term used for the utmost ridiculous people on Twitter. If it's on Twitter, they'll believe it instantly, from small leaks, to the biggest hoaxes.

Person 1: Hey, look! Biden lost the election, check this out!
Person 2: Yet, he's the president now. Where did you get this information anyways?
Person 1: Well, Twitter of course! It's the most trusted source!
Person 2: What a twitter-tard.

by Ner-ack January 20, 2021

twitter tourettes

the sudden out burst of random twitter updates at any given time.

Don't follow Johnny he has "twitter tourettes", he never tweets and all of a sudden he sends several tweets within moments.

by texassocialite August 18, 2009