twister

One who violently torques the man's penis during a hand job in an uncomfortable manner, most commonly resulting in abrasions and/or contusions to the foreskin.

"Damn bitch, I didn't know you was a twister, lighten up on that grip."

"It ain't a screwdriver baby, why you twistin' so hard?"

by Jay Weezy May 12, 2008

Toaster Fuck

It's when you stick a dick in a toaster and get off in it and use the semen for your toast. Optionally you can play the danger wank game with it, and set it and try to get off before it pops up.

A: Hey, did you hear that Patrick did a toaster fuck?

B: Did he danger wank it too?

A: Yeah, he's in the hospital with a clogged urethra and 3rd degree burns.

by Esteban Estevez November 15, 2010

Toaster Strudel

n
A delicious pastry, far superior in manufacture to the Pop Tart.

I would like to eat that Toaster Strudel, please.

by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

twatter

a person who uses twitter.

Oh he just twittered about waking up with bologna stuck to his chest. What a twatter.

by sandercommander May 27, 2009

toaster strudle

When you doing a girl missionary and right before climax you pull out and, in zig-zag motion, spread your semen on her chest and/or face.

Dude, I was having sex with this chic last night and I totally gave her a toaster strudle

by The Great Noah February 5, 2009

Toaster Apprentice

(Abbr. TA).
"A person in a position of technical responsibility who cannot be trusted with a task as simple as making toast without setting the house on fire."

"Don't let Don work on that new router, he's a TA".

by Uncle Wienie February 18, 2004

coaster toaster

Term for a cd burner, because it burns (toasts) cd's, which can be coasters.

I got a new coaster toaster, it's really goddamn fast.

by Nice Guy Neil July 2, 2003