Twanged a Nut

When seeing a sportsman (usually a footballer) feel his groin after a groin strain.....

Nasty, groin strain there. Looks like he's Twanged a nut.

by The tiler January 30, 2019

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Tanglefoot

One of the best beers in the world, made by Badger Brewery in Dorchester Dorset UK. It is a tad mild (not very bitter) for some tastes but otherwise is very close to perfection. Try at least 5 pints (note a proper 'Imperial' pint is 568ml not the pathetic little US cups for lightweight Americans) to discover the real feet-tangling effect.

I don't know how I got home after those 6 pints of Tanglefoot, I must have used a beer taxi and beer compass. I do seem to have some unusual bruises.

by Lesley Martin April 6, 2019

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twingle

the intimate action of intertwining toes with either your self or someone else

Last night I went to my dorm and asked my dear friend if he wanted to twingle, so I spread his toes apart and put mine between his and took his toeginity.

by 777dlj July 28, 2019

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Tangletop

This creature is like a squid, but much bigger. A mix of falcon, triceratops, and mosasaurus make up its dna. When an unsuspecting animal comes close to the shore, the tangletop drowns it with its long tentacles. It has been known to live at the bottom of underwater caves and eat blue whales ( the largest animal on earth! )

I think I found a tangletop down here!

by Rakatasuarus June 20, 2020

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