toos

Toos is a person who can go full nights with no sleep and still be able to function the next day and all her friends think she has some sort of sleeping disorder. She had probs watched every show on Netflix and watched it about 10 times over. A toos is normally a very fast walker and can walk miles without getting tired but surprisingly not very sporty. She spends countless hours on her phone usually watching Netflix, Tiktok and YouTube. She has an obsession with Harry Styles and will get married in the Beachwood Cafe. Don’t you dare sing the words wrong to any of her fav songs or you’re dead to this bitch. She is an absolute legend and will try and force feed you to ‘fatten you up’ even though she’s the skinniest bitch in the room. She probs has a dog with a name that sounds vicious even though the dog is an angel. This bitch will defo be a money heist fan. She never studies for tests but always gets 100% and will always say you did better even though you got 1% and it makes no sense. Everyone is jealous of a toos for her good looks and great personality. Her soulmate is definitely going to be a shwin or a mulch as they are the most compatible. You gotta love a toos

‘I stayed up all night watching Netflix!’ ‘Wow you must be a toos!’

‘Why are yous all laughing?’ ‘Oh, sorry toos made us laugh with her amazing personality!’

by sparklygurl April 12, 2020

testicle toss

The name your brother gives the game ladder toss when he doesn't know the name

What's that game with the two balls on the string called? That's called testicle toss!

by Thebeigebebluewhale June 28, 2015

Thoss

A Thoss is a combination of a Thug and a Boss. Not many people are certified enough to maintain this title.

Bob: " Dude I just robbed a girl scout "
Tom : " Cool man what are you going to do with the cookies ? "
Bob: " Sell them .... with interest"
Tom: " OMG Bob , youre such a Thoss "
Bob : Fuck yeah.

by Jovian Queen June 28, 2011

Monkey Toss

To jizz in your own hand and throw it across the room... preferably toward a small, easily scared animal outside your window.

With the quickness only an expert monkey tosser can have, Gary quickly rubbed one out and chucked it across the lawn at the neighbors dachshund.

by Rock Hardy August 20, 2007

Tootsie Roll Mustache

(noun) Fecal mater on your upper lip obtained after performing anal cunnilingus (Often in the form of a Tootsie Roll Canoli)

Bieber was giving me some good Tootsie Roll Canoli and I gave him a little Tootsie Roll Mustache in return.

by admirallenny November 6, 2014

toss some suction

to give head

boy: want to toss some suction my way?
girl: okay!

by chickenwingloverz July 9, 2017

thossil

A thot that's above the age of 50, I.e. a fossil.

I went to my grandfather's funeral yesterday. It was full of sexy thossils.

by Thossil February 5, 2018