a complete and total pussy

A person that is 21 and a KA and his name may be Cole
Cole is such a complete and total pussy
by Jjoe015 January 06, 2024
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Completely Fucked

/kuhm·pleet·lee,ˈfəkt/
adjective

1. (of a student) enrolled exclusively in AP/DC courses.

"he's completely FUCKED junior year"

Similar: screwed, doomed, done for, finished, damned

2. me; presently.

"much to my displeasure, I'm completely fucked at the moment"
Usage(of completely fucked) over time drastically increased alongside growing high school attendance in recent years
by EGJohnson October 11, 2023
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Turing-complete

"Turing-completeness" in computational theory, is a term used to refer to systems that can simulate a turing machine; in its physical representation, a tape deck that may move back and forth and have values in a cell manipulated, according to a preset program stack, in this case a punch card.

These systems may be mechanical, electronic, quantum or photonic and still considered turing complete, provided they are capable of running Doom, displaying Zouken Matou rule 34, posting/moderating threads on old.reddit.com and wire a payment to some middle age man posing as a female Twitch streamer. However, the vast majority of these systems are embedded electronic computers with support for a 32 bit kernel and a Java capable browser.
Yo check out my IBM Craptop I picked up for $20 from Vinnies
Wicked cool brother, can it run Crysis?
Fool, this baby's turing-complete
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completely newscasted

Obscure British slang for extremely drunk; one step above "absolutely plastered"

from "Not the Nine O'Clock News", referencing Reginald Bosanquet
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completion envy

The feeling someone with a large gaming backlog (A.K.A. pile of shame) gets when they hear about others who play multiple games to completion.
You're adding to my completion envy!
This isn't helping my completion envy.
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A complete fucking dumbass

That one guy that is just unfathomably stupid. You are often surprised and baffled at the thought that someone so incredibly stupid has even figured out how to breathe.

Leaves you speechless
Dumbass: We need to stop taking advantage of gravity. We’re running out of it and soon there will be none left for us
Everyone with one brain cell: You’re a complete fucking dumbass
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A complete fucking dumbass

Joe Biden, the illegitimate “president” of our once proud country that was installed like a toilet, rather than elected.
Hal Steinbrenner is a complete fucking dumbass for keep giving new contracts to the overrated Brian Cashman, who is also a complete fucking dumbass.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 20, 2023
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