Timmy'd

To be incapable of doing something, much like a disabled person, in this case Timmy from South Park

I got completely Timmy'd last night

I felt so Timmy'd in our last game.

I think I'll go to bed, I'm completely Timmy'd

by ianstrain October 8, 2008

timmeh

subsitute for the word retard

he is a retard
auto censor: he is a timmeh!

by the great y June 9, 2005

timmy the tool

A little jerk who lies to peoples face about stupid things and then tries to appologize after he says he hates you.

omg i like totally got in a fight last night?!
ohhh man with who?
TIMMY THE TOOL!!!

by shibbsterz January 21, 2008

Timmy Mallett

Timmy Mallett is one of the biggest assholes in the world, in the same way France is the asshole of Europe Timmy Mallett is the asshole of television.

Anybody who thinks dressing up like Elton John on meth is funny is not only very mistaken but also a cunt.

I'm Timmy Mallett look at my funny hat and glasses! IM A CUNT!

by ohhiteng December 9, 2008

Timbo Honey Bear

Timbo Honey Bears are typically very strong. They enjoy, passing out on the couch frequently while playing xbox, large posters of Frodo Baggins, chinese bricklayers and teabagging. Known to have very complete Halo collections and blogs. They typically shave very infrequently. Lacks the ability to multi-task effectively. Also known to have a deafening laugh. They tend to hide chips-ahoy cookies.

guy 1: where are the cookies?
guy 2: I timbo honey beared them, good luck finding them.

by Master Cheif Starcarfter July 28, 2010

timmy

The most handsome man I've ever met with the most amazing smile I've ever seen. And the best butt. He has a great personality whether it's how funny he is or just how he's the most honest person I've ever met. He makes me feel safer than anybody has ever made me feel before. He's fun to hang around and can do some of the goofiest things I've ever seen that I just can't help to love. He's the kinda man you hope to have in your life for a very long time, if not forever. The kinda guy you would love to have as your best friend, your boyfriend, or maybe even your future child's father. The kinda guy that I just absolutely adore and am proud to call mine.

timmy, want to go get ice cream?

by notajoke21 December 30, 2020

Reed Timmer

The biggest asshole that has ever graced Discovery Channel, who chases Tornado's in a big red shoe in an attempt to make it look like "science" and "helping people" when really we all know he just wants to dominate-dominate-dominate-dominate and perhaps get himself killed, or make it look good so others go out and get killed.

Tom: Hey, did you see Storm Chasers last night?

Mike: Yeah, Reed Timmer really dominated that tornado in the big red shoe.

by AmatuerMeteor November 28, 2010