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jack in the box shit

a crap you have been holding in all day and as soon as you get home and sit on the thrown one quick push your done and the bowl is totally full.
" I had to take a dump around noon but waited til I got home at 5, I sat on the crapper one push and it was the old Jack in the box shit.
by Mark W Stack January 16, 2008
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jack in the box

to masturbate in one's cubicle instead of working.
slave to the man #1: "Work sucks."
slave to the man #2: "At least we can still jack in the box."
by j-moné December 28, 2005
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jack in the box

n. West-coast fast food chain. Your one-stop shop for E. coli and salmonella.
I ate at Jack In The Box for lunch, and an hour later, the highly caustic diarrhea had already melted my colon.
by Carl Willis July 23, 2006
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a jack-in-the-box, is when, while havig intercourse, the mans penis, comes out of the other end o a womn, making her as suprised as a 2 year old with a jack-in-th-box
1 ahhh, mummy!!!!
2. oh, shit, thats the first time Ive given a jack-in-th-box!!!
by analsexxx March 12, 2005
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brains jump out the top like jack in the box

(v) The act of shooting somebody in the head. Popularized by the 50 cent song 'Heat'
Man, I was playing Gears of War and made somebody's brains jump out the top like jack in the box.
by DieLawn September 6, 2007
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(adj) words that desribe someone's bootyor ass

-IT IS A WAY FOR GUYS TO TALK ABOUT GIRLS BUTTS WITH OUT THE GIRL KNOWING

straight to dvd means that a girl has nothing there

Oscar nominee means its pretty good but i've seen better

Oscar winner, means "damn" iwant to tap that

#1 in the box office means yeah its good but everyone is getting in to it
when a hot girl walks by
"hey you see that movie?"
"yeah,"
"what did you think"
"oh, a definate nominee"
by Brian October 14, 2004
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jack in the box

When a guy ejaculates in a woman's pussy. From "Box", britisjh slang for pussy. and jacking.. so to have "Jack in the box", is semen in the pussy
Hey you see that nasty chick in Cream pies #8?
Yeah, totally Jack in the Box
by lordonightmares December 14, 2006
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