The Tactical Spoon

During sex, a spoon is inserted into the females ass and twisted back and forth as if trying to open a broken door knob.

"I was eating yogurt next to my girlfriend and she got ptsd from when I gave her the tactical spoon"

by Mister. Phister March 9, 2022

Social Dis'tastic

is a social distancing plan that works and produces excellent results during the Coronavirus Outbreak.

Governor Larry Hogan (Maryland) & Governor Andrew Cuomo (New york) have implemented effective "Social Dis'tastic" plans that are helping to curve the growth of the Coronavirus pandemic.

by Dunkadelic Era April 16, 2020

Testical Eyes

When you eyes are really sensitive.
Just like a pair of testicals

Joe- Hey you better grab you sunglasses
Tom- Why?
Joe- It's so bright out here, and I know you have testical eyes.
Tom- Oh, ight. Thanks for the heads up.

by syd_tha_kid April 2, 2010

Tactical Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper placed in the toilet bowl on top of the water to reduce splash-back and noise.

The toilets were busy so i used tactical toilet paper to hide the fact i was taking a dump, not a piss.

by AE1990 November 14, 2011

Tactical Baptism

Aka waterboarding

Danny: Did they just waterboard that guy??
Gen. Mattis: Well I prefer the term tactical Baptism

by Tall_dweeb June 13, 2018

ho-tastic

adj:a combination of ho and fantastic

That shirt is ho-tastic, but in a good way.

by the hotastic one January 19, 2004

tourist-tastic

A location, landmark or point of interest that is extremely popular with tourists

You need to book hotel rooms early in Bath as it is tourist-tastic and they fill up fast.

by Freddy Ngabwe April 10, 2007