tardfish

A fish with a large,round nose. and can only be found in japenease waters. When the fish is out of water it's nose shrinks down to mini size.

WOW! Look at that tardfish swimming in the water!

by Yow-man March 4, 2007

tadoflinger

One who flings an important task off their Own To Do list leaving another to do it for them.

You're a lazy tadoflinger! Don't you think I have enough to do on my own?

by Dodge Girl June 6, 2009

tawof

the act of jerking off and jizzing on a waffle then eating it to get sexual pleasure

"dude, i was tawofing all last night, it was great"
"gross"

by gisplegity your gisploigety August 23, 2009

tawof

a game that involves waffles and forks. two people line up and toss the waffle to eachother. the players may not touch the waffle no matter what. they must toss and catch with the fork. whoever tosses and catches it the most wins

do you want to go play with my tawof

by aklsdjhflaskjdfasdf August 23, 2009

Tarotnumerology

In Divination:

~Using a mixture of Tarot Cards and Numerology to make future predictions or to divine knowledge.

Sally was so excited when she told Joe, "I just got a tarotnumerology reading, it was so accurate it was creepy!"

"You should get one of those "Tarotnumerology" readings they have on bitwine!" Skyler told Amy.

"I used Tarotnumerology to give my client an accurate reading about their career choices and future love troubles" Said the psychic

by Fontis The Perceiver May 12, 2010

tardfo

A word created in Candy Land to describe Wyatt Dunn and other such idiots worthy of being called a "tardfo."

"Tardfo" is not a word!-Wyatt
"Tardfo" is to a word, in Candy Land"-Candace

by CandiBabe May 16, 2010

Tacoff

An iron chef-style competition involving the creation and subsequent deliberation of taco delicacies submitted by willing participants.

Man, I had the worst shits after yesterdays Tacoff.

Heather made the best tacos in that Tacoff, man I could eat her tacos all night long.

by chinerdoll July 13, 2012