tawof 

the act of jerking off and jizzing on a waffle then eating it to get sexual pleasure

"dude, i was tawofing all last night, it was great"
"gross"

tawof by gisplegity your gisploigety August 23, 2009

tawof 

a game that involves waffles and forks. two people line up and toss the waffle to eachother. the players may not touch the waffle no matter what. they must toss and catch with the fork. whoever tosses and catches it the most wins

do you want to go play with my tawof

tawof by aklsdjhflaskjdfasdf August 23, 2009

Tarof 

Tarof is the act of offering something in a manner sufficient to demonstrate sincerity, but is simply a facade to appear more genuine than one actually is. It can be shown by conduct, an offer, or by any means in which there appears to be an intent to tender to another. One could think of a tarof as an undisclosed, one-sided, unilateral contract where the offeror is obligated to pay in exchange for the act or abstention from acting. In a case where tarof is present or occurring, the accepting party must first decline the offer or restrain oneself from quickly agreeing to take (abstention from acting). The problems that arise from accepting an offer in a hastily manner are internal and only detrimentally harm the offeror. If a tarof is accepted too quickly, without hesitation, delay or indecisiveness on the part of the party accepting, the "tarof-er" is quick to become offended (meanwhile secretly shocked) and leaves with underlying resentment and bitterness in which they never bring to the surface or openly recognize. However, the "tarof-er" may privately complain to his/her close companion(s) regarding the surprising encounter in order to vent and release their frustration over the other person's inability to first reject or turn down their offer prior to accepting it.

Take-away: It is only custom that you first refuse the "good" or "act" of the "tarof-er" prior to taking/accepting it in order to avoid bitter feelings and to ultimately leave the situation winning.

"Please do not tarof with me regarding the last two khormas in the fridge-- just take them Marziyeh!"

"I have asked you many times Shahrzad not to tarof those custard-filled pirashki's to me if you really want to eat them all yourself..."

"Maman, how many times are you going to tarof that albaloo polo to me?! I am allergic to albaloo's!"

Situation where tarof is involved:

Khashayar: "Please Jamshid, let me take care of the bill" (secretly, Khashayar does not want to pay a penny)

Jamshid: "Azizam, no. It is with love and only proper if I pay" (meanwhile, Jamshid is putting up a front too)

Khashayar: "No, no, no"... (looks at waiter & waves arm implying her to come closer)... "take my card and don't allow this man (pointing at Jamshid) to pay!"

Jamshid (talking only to the waiter but eyeing Khashayar with one eye): "No, no, please! I beg you! Do not listen to him! He does not know what he is saying!" (the waiter stares in utter confusion and uncertainty, and is simply startled by the whole interaction. Unsure as to what to do, she stares at what seems to be an altercation feeling uncomfortable and puzzled. She's not sure how or why things escalated so quickly. Eventually, she takes the card from the more "angrier" man, Jamshid, & quickly rushes to the nearest cash register.)

Tarof by KimberlyDee October 31, 2018

Taof 

talking about each other's feelings in a completely straight way.

Guy 1: "Let's Netflix and Taof!"
Guy 2: "Sure, I could use some advice."

Taof by Taofing4Lyf December 16, 2015

TAOF 

Talk About Our Feelings; the act of discussing each other's feelings in a totally straight way

Guy 1: Yo I need to get some things off my chest
Guy 2: Aight yo let's TOAF

Girl 3: Ew, are those guys talking about each others feelings? Gay.
Girl 4: Nah ho, they're TAOFing. its straight.

TAOF by Taofing4Lyf February 2, 2016

tacofredag 

A concept in Norway, where the nuclear family eats tacos every Friday because why not. And the why not elaborated into a tradition, every Norwegian have heard the word "tacofredag" at least once in their life.

Person A: "Bror, hva skal du ha til middag?"
Person B:"Det er fredag, tacofredag!!"

tacofredag by Ysedonpum September 7, 2016

tacofest 

female version of a sausagefest.

A group of females together, with a minimal or non-existant amount of males present.

I went to a party the other night but it was a total tacofest. There weren't any guys there at all. I was overpowered!

tacofest by jhoule September 16, 2005