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sperm target

A tattoo, found on the small of a chick's back, which can be used as an ejaculation target. In the doggy position, the tattoo tends to collect jizz if you pull out.
Boy, look at the sperm target on that hoe's back. I'd like to hit it with me jizz.
by jeffjeff July 16, 2008
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Splooge target

A tattoo on the small of a girl's back, which one can take aim at.
Check out that chick's splooge target.
by doughnuts July 26, 2007
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Cum Target

For some strange reason, women began getting these really foolish tatoos on their lower back that usually are ugly and meaningless. Often these tatoos are seen on women over 35 that think it's "COOL". Usually any younger girls in the immediate area can be seen giggling at the washed up bimbo with the silly tatoo and bad dye job.

However these tatoos perform two separate but very important funcions:

1.- They provide a lot of work for tatoo artists.

2.- They provide a landing zone for the ever important cum-shot after good a doggy style pounding , hence the "Cum Target".
Karen- "Look, I got a new Tatoo above my ass!"

Jim- "What the hell did you do that for?"

Karen- "Well I dunno, I already forgot what the fucking thing looks like"

Jim- (unzipping pants) "Since you wasted all your money I might as well glaze your new cum target with my manlyhood.
by Benny the Chicken Killer December 14, 2008
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Cum Target

The ever popular tatoo so many women get above their ass crack.

Also can be abbreviated as (CT).
1) Check out that chick's cum target.
2) I'm gonna snap off a fat load on Kelly's CT tonight.
by bubblz January 3, 2005
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Alex From Target

Just a normal teenager who happens to work at target. He got famous because some creepy girl took a picture of him cause she thought he is hot. He got invited to go on Ellen a few days later. Many teenage girls idolize him and many guys are jealous. He's just a normal 17 year old. He is honestly one of the nicest people I have ever met, even though he wears scrubs to school just about every day (and his girlfriend does the same which is why they are perfect together)
I felt so bad for Alex from Target right after everything went viral because there were reporters surrounding the school's main staircase all morning!
by fatkids_cant_do_backflips February 22, 2015
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jizz target

A woman's lower back tattoo. When her and guy are having sex. He's pulls out and aims to hit her lower back tattoo. Her jizz-target.
All the girls at my high school have jizz targets.
by Rachel March 29, 2005
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Spunk Target

Defining a girl / guy you think is hot in a derogatry manner
"Hey dude, check that Spunk Target out! I'd love to give her the hot man fat in her ass!"

"Hey man, he's a total Spunk Target, I'd love to ram my hot pipe in his ass and download in him!"
by Derk Diglers November 7, 2011
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