Touch Me In The Night When My Schlong Is Full Of Milk

what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep

Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....

by Mark McPants November 25, 2006

touch a button

The phrase means, "lets fight". It is calling a person out for a physical confrontation.

This phrase was not originated, coined, or started by Vybz Kartel. Vybz Kartel remade Bingie General's song "Touch A Button Nuh". General Bingie took the beat for "Touch A Button Nuh" from Sugar Ray's song "Bubblin' Pot"

The phrase may have deeper roots than that.

Why you looking at me crossed? You vexing me. Touch a button now.

by Unit 36 May 16, 2013

touch grass

something you say to someone who basically never goes outside

bestie please go touch grass you've spent 4 weekends in a row at online debate comps

by tsgpcdt June 21, 2021

touch noodle

One who touches one's noodle, or penis. One who masturbates. A wanker.

Charlie left the bar before he paid his tab. What a fucking touch noodle!

by Lizardick May 1, 2018

touch a boy dick day

it means that u got a pass to touch a boy dick on October 25 cause its National touch a boy dick day

walk up to a boy in his dick cause it National touch a boy dick day

by Jaybird the goat October 21, 2019

Touch of the tism

When you're a "tad" bit autisic. Commonly used in a disrespectful manner in schools across Ireland and the UK.

Chav: nah I swear Ur so *r slur*

Chavs friend: I think we all have a touch of the tism

by ClíoIsAutisic December 2, 2022

touch black

knock on wood

We're going to win tonight...touch black.

by Horse lover 555 March 16, 2016