TheShinestyCompany

A company filled with high school burn outs with too much time on their hands and too much money to spend on weed. Because of the high levels of THC in their systems they came up with the most comfortable way to cradle your genitals on the planet. After all, what's more important when being stoned than to make sure your giblets are just as relaxed as you? These ball-zen creating drawers can be found in all sorts of stoner inspired patterns to include crude scenes of fornication between inanimate objects like balloon animals and constellations, or you can class up your next party with a pair that makes Mr. Happy look like a ballpark hotdog. This company cares about your meat clackers almost as much as you do!

My man berries were getting the juice squeezed out of them in a regular basis until I got the monthly subscription at TheShinestyCompany. Now my Christ apples are singing hymns they are so joyful.

by LowHangers December 28, 2021

These balls in your mouth

These balls in your mouth

Hey
What
Guess whats
Wahts in your mouth..

What
These balls in your mouth

This is why dad left us you stupid bith

by CarterMakesAccurateDefinitions June 4, 2022

These

These nuts

you can never say this single word seriously

something came in the mail today

“what was it?”

it was these NUTS

by helicóptero August 8, 2022

These Edibles ain't shiii

When your impatient ass doesn't know that edibles take 3x as long to kick in compared to smoking, so you take more and get hit harder than that unstoppable train from GTA 5.

Man, These Edibles ain't shiii

by Wtf is a handle? April 12, 2023

Throw These

To fight with ones fist or bows.
To be adept at hand to hand combat.

"Man back up or I'll throw these"

by Daryl January 27, 2004

All these ghosts

AND I STILL CAN’T FIND A BOO !!!

Guy 1) happy Halloween

Guy 2) all these ghosts and I still can’t find a boo

by Aabbcceedd January 31, 2020

Suburban Thesaurus

A book of synonyms for people who live in between a city and a farm.

"Can I use the urban dictionary to look up a synonym for the word catastrophic?" "No, you're in between a city and a farm, and a dictionary is not used for synonyms. Use this Suburban Thesaurus."

by NittanyLionFan_:) December 7, 2020