joule thief

a person who charges their electronics at some place other than their place of residence

"Old Butters always charges his phone when he comes over"
"yes he is quite a joule thief"

by goombotz August 18, 2009

Dildo Thief

Usually a very sexually irritated youngster. A pervert and a creepy douche. Their actions usually include some of the following:

1. Not many friends
2. Jerks off. A lot.
3. Spends a lot of time on the computer with porn or World of Warcraft
4. Fantasizes about friends' parents.
5. Steals others belongings such as dildo's, sex toys, bras, or panties.

If someone you know takes part in these actions, they may very well be among the Dildo Thieves.

Alec: Dude I am freaking out!

Mitch: Why?

Alec: Jarrett broke into my house last week and stole my mom's panties!

Mitch: Oh... I should've known he was a Dildo Thief when I caught him masturbating to his grandma last week. Sorry...

dildo thief pervert creepy

by Not that guy!!! May 15, 2011

ghost thief

the best archer in all of perfect world

the archer ghost thief is the most skilled archer in our faction

by maddog31002 November 22, 2011

Friend Thief

If you introduce someone to one of your best friends and they try to steal your best friend from you. They act nice at first then, once they are closer to your best friend they'll start acting like the bitch slut they are

Me: What are you doing tomorrow
Friend Thief: Me and (best friend are going to them movies)
Me: Can I Come?
Friend Thief: Sorry It's just us

What I'm thinking: Then why did you tell me bitch

by BadWolf337 May 1, 2016

tilf

a tilf is a teacher i would like to ...
and i can tell you one thing for sure out science teacher ms. kreger is definitely one hell of a tilf!! she has a nice mushroom ass like you would never beleive

mark:ms kreger is a milf

by Markus Auralies Mckay June 5, 2005

UD Thief

One who takes a word that another person has said and defines it on UD without the verbal/written consent of the person who said it first

A-Hole: Hey dude, I totally just put that word you said a couple days ago and put it on Urbandictionary.com!
Man: Why would you do that, you faggot?
A-Hole: Because im a stupid asshole.
Man: This is true. Youre Such a UD Thief.

by Culjat1994 February 18, 2009

tilf

Acronym for Teacher I'd Like (to) Fuck. How you describe a teacher who you would like to have sexual relations with.

My Elementary School music teacher, damn she definately was a tilf. She was hot!

by I loved elementary school.... October 5, 2009