Would you pass the Swereal and milk, please?
Please keep your Swereal in your bowl.
kirsch flavoured Swereal is the perfect start to any day.
Please keep your Swereal in your bowl.
kirsch flavoured Swereal is the perfect start to any day.
by Reasun February 1, 2019
Get the Swereal mug.Just think of a swear word, but changed just enough so it is (maybe) not quite as offensive.... Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuudge!
Examples of acceptable Swearnerds,
Bullspit, motherfudger, son of witch, axhole, Douchenozzle ... but the possibilities are endless!!!
Bullspit, motherfudger, son of witch, axhole, Douchenozzle ... but the possibilities are endless!!!
by Uncle Lars April 29, 2019
Get the Swearnerd mug.A profanity-riddled plea or simply a string of four-letter words said aloud when you think all is lost, but still hope there's a chance things will turn out in your favor.
I was so convinced that the client was going to fire me, I said a swear prayer with every four-letter word I know. Miraculously, they ended up praising my work!
by skychair August 23, 2019
Get the swear prayer mug.What can be said about a Shebri that has not been said about sliced bread? It is absolutely perfect. Nothing else can even compare.
You struggle to find a person who opposes its splendor. It is enjoyed universally. So too is the Shebri,
No need to worry about combinations that will not work. It goes with everything. So too does the Shebri.
White, whole wheat, rye, each type is perfect in its own way. So too for the Shebri.
To eat a piece of sliced bread is to experience euphoria. It is the perfect size to satisfy without burden. So too is the Shebri.
Some people may call sliced bread basic, those people have never met a Shebri.
You struggle to find a person who opposes its splendor. It is enjoyed universally. So too is the Shebri,
No need to worry about combinations that will not work. It goes with everything. So too does the Shebri.
White, whole wheat, rye, each type is perfect in its own way. So too for the Shebri.
To eat a piece of sliced bread is to experience euphoria. It is the perfect size to satisfy without burden. So too is the Shebri.
Some people may call sliced bread basic, those people have never met a Shebri.
by WatterBootle February 11, 2021
Get the Shebri mug.sister thats 17: omg jons done so much bad*ss bulls*it
4 year old brother: dad, what is sister saying?
dad: is swearing, its not good for you, don't listen son
dad: I WILL KILL YOU *kills sister... MAYBE* AM GOIN TO JAIL
4 year old boy: (20 years later) HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, I LIVED ALL MY LIFE. BEN THROUGH IT ALL, BUT LIFE GOES ON AS WE GO FADED AWAY. IM SICK OF THIS LIFE BEN THROUGH IT AAAAL, how could this happen to meeee.
secret narrarator: TO BE CAUTNOED
4 year old brother: dad, what is sister saying?
dad: is swearing, its not good for you, don't listen son
dad: I WILL KILL YOU *kills sister... MAYBE* AM GOIN TO JAIL
4 year old boy: (20 years later) HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, I LIVED ALL MY LIFE. BEN THROUGH IT ALL, BUT LIFE GOES ON AS WE GO FADED AWAY. IM SICK OF THIS LIFE BEN THROUGH IT AAAAL, how could this happen to meeee.
secret narrarator: TO BE CAUTNOED
by Mr.CleanGuy March 23, 2021
Get the Swearing mug.“Sweird” it’s weird taken to the next level! This word is short for super weird and is usually used when something is way more than just weird.
by Oragani April 18, 2021
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